Brown and Green and Grays
Why do we have a cover, but no book?
If they change the title, will they change the look?
What is it that’s opened by Solomon’s Key …
A window on evil’s superficiality?
Dan Brown isn’t hiding; he’s not that weak and frail;
Could it be the franchise is about to fail?
Angels & Demons, Opie’s ready to shoot!
Has Thomas sold his soul to the devil, too.
Doesn’t it seem odd that these books just spill out …
Secrets here, treasures there, codes as from a spout?
These books so thick and pricey, but the PR’s wearing thin.
Tell us, now, where did you say Dan Brown was again?
Or is it Danielle Brown that we’re looking for?
Musician, children’s author, songwriter, novelist no more?
Was the blythe, gay spirit really good for you?
Goethe had cosmic knowledge, lots of good that this will do.
Faustian agreements, are they really only fiction?
Mass media worship … Simon says, I’ve had a predilection!
The Brown family surely has their share of green;
If there was no talent … that’s rather obscene.
187 Men That You’ll Want … You’ll Want To Avoid:
Poppies grow in Flanders Field, look what they’ve destroyed!
Who would buy the Bald Book? Maybe those other Grays …
Hairless little monkeys … how fast they steal away!
Stop the presses, stop the presses the real code’s been revealed!
How many more whistleblowers will call soon to squeal?
— Simon O. Seuss
Janet Devlin
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